Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

On the Board

I’d advocate for turning off t…

I’d advocate for turning off the power to traffic lights EVERY morning. 4-way stops cut my commute by at least 5 minutes, maybe more.

April 15, 2009

When the dog gets me up to let…

When the dog gets me up to let him out, he falls asleep again in minutes… but leaves me awake for an hour. Gee, thanks.

April 14, 2009

It makes me sound like a tetch…

It makes me sound like a tetchy old man, but dang it, I hate when people use my driveway to turn around. I always wonder who’s visiting me.

April 14, 2009

What the hell? Is there some s…

What the hell? Is there some supervillain out there running experiments in time dilation? Why is every second lasting for a minute today?

April 14, 2009

Things that would be great as …

Things that would be great as a new “____ Roca” product: Peanut Roca… Butter Roca… Kaluha Roca… Rum Roca… and today, Tylenol Roca.

April 14, 2009