Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

If someone invented a service …

If someone invented a service that would bring, say, pizza directly to your door with just a phone call, why they’d make millions!

On the Board

And now, I’m just going to sit…

And now, I’m just going to sit silently and stare at the wall for an hour or so. Dammit, I’ve earned it, dontcha think?

So, same-sex marriage in: Belg…

So, same-sex marriage in: Belgium, Canada, Netherlands, Norway, South Africa, Spain, Massachusetts, Connecticut and Iowa. Let’s get with it!