Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

mmmmmmmmm chocolate malted mil…

mmmmmmmmm chocolate malted milk eggs in the break room.
Love that malt.

April 1, 2009

On the Board

GOP plan: stop stimulus + cut …

GOP plan: stop stimulus + cut taxes on rich + let the poor & elderly die so they won’t be a drag on the economy + magic = more jobs?

April 1, 2009

General Annoyances

Hey, kids! Let’s put on a protest!

"Pay no attention to our store-bought blue jeans made by children in Bangladesh and our stylish messenger bags, hats, and t-shirts bought with our privileged parents' money!"

April 1, 2009

Okay. "Pushing Daisies&qu…

Okay. “Pushing Daisies” canceled, but “Osbournes Reloaded” and “I Get That A Lot” are on the air? I swear, I just don’t understand.

April 1, 2009

Chair of the Texas Board of Ed…

April 1, 2009

Maybe I’m just old and jaded, …

Maybe I’m just old and jaded, but I hate trying to read websites on April 1. The jokes are just unfunny and get in the way.

April 1, 2009

Poor Diego… lost another too…

Poor Diego… lost another tooth last night. By my count that only leaves 3.

April 1, 2009