Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

Just as I finally start to rel…

Just as I finally start to relax on Sunday evening, the spectre of Monday at the office begins to rear its ugly, stressful head of madness.

On the Board

The mice were smart: they chew…

The mice were smart: they chewed almost clear thru a fiber optic cable behind my computer, but didn’t touch regular cables with power.

Finally found where mice are g…

Finally found where mice are getting into my house: a cartoony mousehole where the trim meets the floor behind my desk.

Heard when calling Eric’s mobi…

Heard when calling Eric’s mobile: “Please enjoy the music while your party is reached.” Huh? What was wrong with “ring… ring… ring…?”

Two rooms down, three to go. A…

Two rooms down, three to go. Also, bought a new clock radio. It’s only the 3rd I’ve had in my entire life. Man, those things are reliable.