Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

Okay, St. Patrick — I’m gonna…

Okay, St. Patrick — I’m gonna have a Guinness now. Are you HAPPY? Stop bugging me. Hic.

March 17, 2009

On the Board

Ah, I get it: the craptacular …

Ah, I get it: the craptacular new Facebook UI is designed to get us to stop bitching about the previous redesign.

March 17, 2009

Yay! http://www.pennyblossoms….

Yay! … now where’s the Bluetooth option?

March 17, 2009

Here’s why I keep forgetting t…

Here’s why I keep forgetting things in the kitchen:

March 17, 2009

The boss who loved my design l…

March 17, 2009

Learn how to kill people with …

Learn how to kill people with iPhone shooter games, and buy new weapons within the games. Apple is now an arms dealer and murder instructor.

March 17, 2009

Life... Don't talk to me about life.

Why I’m not blogging these days

* Data does not include time spent:

Dating

Cleaning

Mowing

Doing laundry

Going to the dentist

Grocery shopping

Living

March 17, 2009