Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

On the Board

Pot, kettle: Bristol Palin won…

Pot, kettle: Bristol Palin won’t let her baby daddy see Tripp ‘cos he’s “white trash.” Oh, and the wedding’s off, if that is any surprise.

When our IT guy sends out an e…

When our IT guy sends out an email, it’s like he took a bunch of words and shook them up in random order like Boggle for us to decipher.

Now I get Apple’s strategy: li…

Now I get Apple’s strategy: like the Bluetooth headset, the new iPod Shuffle is small enough to get lost easily, so you buy another.

The new iPod Shuffle doesn’t h…

The new iPod Shuffle doesn’t have Firewire 400 *or* 800, no wifi, no camera, and no internal optical drive. FAIL! They’ll never sell any!!