Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

On the Board

just noticed that Round Table …

just noticed that Round Table Pizza charged me a 15% addl fee for USING A CREDIT CARD. They’ve just lost a customer.

February 23, 2009

If your marketing materials sa…

If your marketing materials say “Only four of these unique xxx exist…” then you need to invest in a dictionary.

February 23, 2009