Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

I know it’s only quarter to ei…

I know it’s only quarter to eight here on the west coast… but it feels like 11pm already thanks to the Oscars.

February 22, 2009

On the Board

Justin Lance Black just gave t…

Justin Lance Black just gave the best Oscar speech EVAR.

February 22, 2009

Nothing says "schadenfreu…

Nothing says “schadenfreude” better than watching Hollywood stars with high definition cameras about 3 inches from their face.

February 22, 2009

wonders why the fashion bitche…

wonders why the fashion bitches — um, commentators — um, QUEENS — are always worse looking than those they criticize?

February 22, 2009

You know what’s nice about liv…

February 22, 2009

Suspicious pixie dust closes D…

Suspicious pixie dust closes Disneyland ticket booths. Does anyone know the whereabouts of Tinkerbell at 9am this morning?

February 22, 2009

It’s a chilly, wet, dismal, an…

It’s a chilly, wet, dismal, and dark Sunday here. As the Don Martin kids say, “Blech.”

February 22, 2009