Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

Boring Edition

I bemoaned the loss of Bob Edwards when he was forced out of NPR's Morning Edition; now, a few years later, I am bemoaning the loss of Morning Edition itself.

On the Board

130,000 breath mints, please

I first noticed it last night, the aroma of someone cooking. I figured that someone in the neighborhood was barbecuing something. But it was still there this morning when I woke up, even stronger. And then it suddenly  [more...]

How the other half works

I’m sort of embarrassed to admit it, but I am enjoying a silly show on TV Land, “Back to the Grind.” The premise of this “reality” show is what happens when actors perform the actual jobs  [more...]

The World Needs More Walgreens

From the category of “News I didn’t know until it was too late” comes this story: Yenching Palace is gone. Yenching Palace is — was — a Chinese restaurant in Woodley Park, Washington, DC  [more...]

The Yellow Line of Death

My local Target is littered with the dying hulks of shopping carts which suddenly stop working when taken past the yellow line. A yellow line which is, in some places, mere yards from the entrance.