Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

No news is good news, they say

So, yesterday afternoon I laid on a gurney while warm lube was squirted on my legs. As I said before, this is not as enjoyable as it sounds at first. After a good half hour of ultrasound fact-finding, I got dressed and  [more...]

On the Board

Fun with Marion

Ah, Marion Barry. There’s no one like him anywhere, even here in San Jose; so I’m always amused to read the latest news about him in the Washington Post. Because every time, it is bound to be a knee-slapper  [more...]

Why Katie is in the wrong job

I like Katie Couric — perhaps that’s because I’ve watched her for far longer than she has been a national figure; she is from Arlington, Virginia as I am, and she was a reporter on the NBC station in  [more...]