Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

Where the Right is Wrong (again)

Well, well. Isn’t it pleasing — in a horrible, horrible way — when your suspicions are proven correct? Like the suspicion that groups like the Christian Coalition are not interested in the antics of  [more...]

On the Board

Signals from above

The other evening, I noticed a strange set of four circles, rotating, on the Adobe corporate headquarters downtown. Surprise! It's art!

I always find the depressing parts

You know what sucks? When you have a rockin’ sweet convertible roadster, and the skies are cloudy and the rain is drizzling. ‘Cos there’s nothing more confining and stifling than a convertible with the  [more...]

Seeing the light

Well, that was a miscalculation — I bought a bunch of LED lights this year, figuring that I’d be a bit green and not use so much electricity lighting my Christmas tree. Big mistake. The LED lights give a  [more...]

You’re a mean one, Mr. Cowan

I'm the polar opposite of my stepmother when it comes to Christmas decorations. She generally has two Christmas trees in their living room, in order to hold all the ornaments. The front yard is notable for the inflated  [more...]