Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023
Life... Don't talk to me about life.

Things you can do

I was over at the homeless shelter this morning dropping off clothes, sheets & pillowcases, comforters, and all kinds of softwear that I’ve been collecting for years for no apparently good reason. Shelters  [more...]

February 26, 2005

On the Board

General Annoyances

To 3 out of 4 drivers this morning

Dear selfish asses, This morning, I took an extra 90 seconds to clear all the snow from the roof, hood, and trunk of my car so that you would not end up with my snow all over your windshield. Would it have been too much  [more...]

February 25, 2005
Right = Wrong

At least he didn’t get his hair cut

You know, the overblown security bubble in which our president lives is not only disruptive, it’s expensive. Check this out: Deutsche Lufthansa AG, Europe’s No. 2 airline, may seek redress for cancellations  [more...]

February 25, 2005
Life... Don't talk to me about life.

A little off the top

If Jann reads this, I’m gonna get an angry phone call, but hey — I paid for it. My mattress, I mean. A year or so ago, I bought a new bedroom set, a really nice Craftsman set, through Jann’s boyfriend  [more...]

February 24, 2005
Fun Stuff

Treasures

Whether I move away or not, it’s prudent of me to clean up the house — I’m starting the process of being merciless in the trashing of things I don’t need (note that this is distinct from  [more...]

February 24, 2005