Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

On the Board

Right = Wrong

Soon it’s real money

Ah, yes… isn’t it funny how people vote Republican because they think they’re gonna cut government spending and whatnot? How they call the Democrats “tax and spend?” Whether or not  [more...]

January 25, 2005
General Annoyances

Delayed gratification

You know, I love the way a crock pot makes a roast so tender and moist. And cooking is a breeze — throw a bunch of stuff in then walk away. In fact, the only real problem with a crock pot is that it requires too  [more...]

January 25, 2005
General Annoyances

Like half-assed Oscars™

How funny is it that the website for the “Bloggies,” the web’s answer to pointless high school popularity contests, is constantly unavailable because of bandwidth limits? How amateur. Really. By the  [more...]

January 25, 2005
Right = Wrong

Tom Ridge doesn’t ride the subway

New York City bore the much of the brunt from the September 11 terrorist attacks; it continues to have some of the highest profile targets. Wouldn’t it stand to reason that security would be a priority there  [more...]

January 24, 2005
Right = Wrong

That’s what he meant by “freedom”

You’d think I wouldn’t be surprised by what seem to be typical fascist tendencies by this administration, but… Reporters at some of the inaugural balls are steamed that they could not interview the  [more...]

January 24, 2005