I thought Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms was a government agency. Then I moved to Texas & discovered it’s a convenience store. (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) January 31, 2012
Right = Wrong Fun fact: if Romney were Latino and a Democrat, he’d be called an anchor baby January 29, 2012
This 10K is basically the distance from the parking lot to the starting line. By the time you get there, you’re done. January 28, 2012
RT @LOLGOP: I guess being kicked out of Congress in complete disgrace does make you a bit of an outsider. January 28, 2012
If you could move to the moon to avoid Earth political insanity, would you? Would you still if the colony was named Gingrich Base? January 27, 2012
RT @BorowitzReport: Santorum: “I am against anything top-down. I guess you could call me a bottom.” January 27, 2012
Romney: “I have a Hispanic fellow who mows my lawn and I would have him do that at the White House.” (via @BorowitzReport) January 27, 2012
