Just As I Thought

I guess they didn’t need the bathroom

I was just going though my caller ID logs and noticed something interesting: people only call me during television commercial breaks. All the calls are at times like :24, :59, :33, :57, and :14. No one ever calls at :06 or :22 or :50 or :40.
Since I live a life unfettered by television schedules thanks to TiVo, when people call me during a commercial, chances are that I’m watching something without a commercial.
I think TiVo should be applauded by sewer treatment plant managers everywhere for spreading out the bathroom usage of America.

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