Just As I Thought

Just a word of warning

This morning I started using a new toothpaste — Aquafresh Extreme Clean. (Consider that they also make “Mary-Kate and Ashley Brand Toothpaste” and I think you’ll understand that I could have done much worse.)
Anyway, I urge you, should you use this product, to only place a “pea-sized” amount on your brush. Otherwise, your mouth will quickly fill with foam that tastes like a mentholated cough drop. You might be mistaken for a rabid dog.
That is all.

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