Take it all off

Posted on January 9, 2005 by Gene

I dunno. I was in the shower, and one thing led to another — that sometimes happens with me.
By the time I emerged, my lips had shrunk down to nothing, my face was fatter, and I looked younger. Well, one out of three ain’t bad.

Maybe I’ll get used to it. If not, maybe I’ll find a theatrical supply store and buy a fake goatee.