Just As I Thought

Lucky boy

This president is so freakin’ lucky — first, he gets to take a 5-week vacation. Then, just when people are getting sick of his marathon vacations and his ratings are plummeting, a hurricane comes along and gives him the perfect cover story for cutting his vacation short, making him appear to be compassionate…
of course, he’s only cutting his 35-day vacation short by two days, but hey — like everything else he carefully parses, the claim of a shortened vacation is technically true.
What he thinks he’s going to do 4 days after the hurricane hit is beyond me. I guess he’ll make stern faces and invoke God and basically make a lot of statements like “This morning our hearts and prayers are with our fellow citizens along the Gulf Coast who have suffered so much from Hurricane Katrina.”

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