Only 2 checkouts open at Safeway. Lines so long that one guy at the end bribed the guy in front to pay for his stuff.
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So, I’m assuming that propriet…
So, I’m assuming that propriety would be satisfied if I wait 7 more minutes to start drinking?
December 25, 2010
got 2 hours sleep. Unfortunate…
got 2 hours sleep. Unfortunately, they weren’t consecutive and they ended at 7am long after the alarm went off. Can nap in cubicle?
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