Shakesville: Today in Mitt Romney Impresses at the NAACP

As I sit waiting for the Mac to process video, write DVDs, and copy files all at once, I wonder: why can’t it be 2000 googolhertz faster?

Whenever I get an email from someone’s Blackberry, I can’t shake the feeling that it was sent from the men’s room.

Documents Donald Trump Should Find Next, #1: Michelle Bachmann’s lithium prescription.