Just As I Thought

What is a celebrity?

ABC TV’s “Celebrity Mole” is not a retrospective of famous skin growths, but is a quasi-gameshow featuring supposedly famous people. Now, at the risk of being labeled “out of it,” can I just ask who the heck thinks that these people are celebrities?! If you saw them on the street – assuming you would recognize them – would you even care to have their autographs?

  • Corbin Bernsen
  • Michael Boatman
  • Frederique
  • Erik von Detten

Now, if you want to see a good show, why not send Michael Jackson, Anne Heche, Hillary Clinton, and William Shatner to an isolated island somewhere and make them fight over a package of Doritos.

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