Just As I Thought

It cures warts, too

After spending billions of dollars on national defense, the government wants us all to buy duct tape and plastic?
In the end, when all is said and done, will it be duct tape that saves us all? If so, can’t the government spend a little of that cash and just distribute life-saving duct tape to all citizens, much the way Israel distributes gas masks? (I got duct tape for Christmas in an odd family tradition… so I feel invulnerable.)
Is this the future were were looking forward to?

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