A selling point of the new Ford Expedition, according to the commercial I just saw, is that it has remote, powered folding rear seats.
In the commercial, they take a realllllly long time to fold down. While they are folding, the engine has just burned two gallons of gas and pumped about 3 tons of smog into the atmosphere.
What kind of lazy bastard needs this nonsense?
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