In a news conference today, Ari Fleischer was asked if the president was watching the bombardment of Baghdad. His response? “The president doesn’t watch much TV.”
Perhaps he’s worried that he’ll choke on another pretzel.
In a news conference today, Ari Fleischer was asked if the president was watching the bombardment of Baghdad. His response? “The president doesn’t watch much TV.”
Perhaps he’s worried that he’ll choke on another pretzel.
Futurama fans will think of Judge Whitey when they read this one: in a classic Friday news release, FEMA has announced that they’ve stopped giving Katrina victims debit cards. Instead, they’ll be direct [more...]
With apologies to Mr. Keillor for knowingly “violating” copyright by reproducing his entire column, but this so neatly encapsulates what I want to say in Garrison’s particularly straight-forward and [more...]
I swear, I am going to be on the brink of an aneurysm for the next 4 years, so help me. Driving in the car just now, I heard the victory speech from Cheney and Bush, and was screaming at the radio. Dick Cheney actually [more...]
