Someone explain this to me: I am 36 years old, but no one ever guesses. I’ve spent my 30s looking like I was in my 20s. So why is it that in the last two weeks, I have sprouted a veritable garden of gray hairs!? What in the hell is going on? I blame this on the Bush administration, like everything else.
Grecian Formula, anyone?
Ah, there’s nothing like having family stay with you over the holidays. Especially when you feel like crap. ‘Tis better to give than receive, and I wholeheartedly agree — especially when the receiving [more...]
Someone just came to my front door carrying a bird; she found it on the street in front of my house under the front tire of a pickup truck that had parked there. I’m not sure what she expected me to do with it; I [more...]
Billboard Magazine reports that yet another faction of the Michael Jackson hangers-on is advocating for a burial at Neverland, Jackson’s Disneyland-knockoff ranch. The thought is that it could become another [more...]
