Just As I Thought

Marketing Genius

What great intelligence from a highly-paid marketing company came up with this monstrosity?
This terrifying, insectoid creature greeted me from the cover of yet another AOL trial disk this afternoon. This looks like some horrifying experiment with a fly and a dog in a transporter device. Besides horror, revulsion, confusion, and fear, what is this supposed to provoke in the recipient? The rest of the package doesn’t say a word about dogs, bones, or insects, so where’s the point to this? No catchy dog-related slogan, not a single reference anywhere. Just a really, really disturbing picture.

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