From the Kansas City Star:
Tongue Recipient Said to Be Doing Well
How romantic.
Report from Week CLXII, in which entrants were asked to summarize a highly complex issue in words of one syllable: Fourth Runner-Up God told us, “Thou shalt not kill.” We say sure, but it’s fine to [more...]
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