Cornering the market

Well, my kitchen is finally complete with the installation this weekend of my new dishwasher. As I sat amidst the stainless steel splendor, contemplating the years of debt I had just incurred, I realized that I  [more...]

Remember all those years ago, when local news programs actually had opening titles? Cheesy footage of camera men out in the streets, fuzzy film animation of the station logo chroma-keyed in, perhaps using state of the  [more...]

Oh, boy. Today’s Friday Five will unmask me as a cheap, cheap person. 1. What brand of toothpaste do you use? Whatever is lowest priced and makes unfulfilled promises about teeth so white that others must wear a  [more...]