Just As I Thought

Saving myself for marriage

You can always count on The Onion to provide real social commentary in the guise of humor. From today’s “What Do You Think?“:

Last week, the Massachusetts high court sanctioned same-sex marriages in that state. What do you think?

“Same-sex unions will only serve to weaken the institution of marriage for the rest of us. My wife and I can barely stand each other as it is.”

“What’s the big deal? It’s legal now. My sister’s married to a gay guy and everyone knows it.”

“Great. Just when I finally get my mother to accept that I’m gay, she has a whole new thing to nag me about: getting married.”

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