With apologies to NPR

Brett Somers is alive and well and living in upstate New York, according to TV Guide. Thank goodness. That really reassures me that there’s at least some good in the world.

It’s a weird feeling. When I first looked in the mirror, I was struck by how different I looked, like it was someone else entirely looking back at me — someone with a tough attitude. It sort of fits my build  [more...]

The Verizon telephone company (aka Bell Atlantic, aka C&P Telephone) has a very short attention span. They change their slogan every few months, and each one is less comprehensible than the last. For now  [more...]