Two of Northern Virginia’s most prominent politicians are announcing a merger. Their own.
Rep. Thomas M. Davis III and state Sen. Jeannemarie A. Devolites, Fairfax County Republicans, have begun to tell friends and colleagues they plan to marry in June.
Davis is a popular congressman seeking a sixth term in November whose influence in the national GOP grew with his recent chairmanship of the party’s powerful fundraising arm. Devolites, a rising star in the state party, won a Senate seat last fall after three terms in the House of Delegates and had ambitions to run for lieutenant governor next year. She was the first Republican woman to hold a leadership post in the House and is the only female GOP senator.
Both Davis and Devolites have been married once before and between them have seven children. They have bought a house outside Vienna, located in both of their districts.
What? They are single parents? Think of the children! If they were good parents, they should be with their prior spouses, shouldn’t they?
I’ll bet some gay couple ruined their previous marriages just by being in the same general neighborhood.
Oh, and I hope they intend to have children together right away, because otherwise their marriage isn’t valid in the eyes of God,right?
Now THAT was well said… I have about a billion people to send that to.