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Congratulations on your purchase of Gene Cowan. Please take a moment to read the documentation carefully to ensure satisfaction. You should be aware of the following limitations: Gene cannot cook fried eggs properly  [more...]

I never talk about my love life here, for two simple reasons: first, because my mom and other family members read my blog (Hi, Mom!) and second, because there isn’t one. Internet dating rakes in billions of  [more...]

I shouldn’t have read this, knowing how I get with stories of animals in the aftermath of Katrina. But now that I have, you should too. I get to the kitchen, and there are still two full bowls of cat food on the  [more...]