Worthy of a state funeral

Smokers tend to take a lot of, well, smoke breaks during the day. Those of us who don’t smoke tend to stay at our desks and work.
I’m just saying.

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You should see me — grating lemons and making a lemon pie, which has just come out of the oven with slightly browned peaks of meringue; now sitting back on the couch, on which I have placed two fluffy pillows  [more...]