Can I just say, I detest the phrase “my heart goes out?”
What in the hell does this mean? Why has it become the official national phrase of Maudlin Americans™?
Can I just say, I detest the phrase “my heart goes out?”
What in the hell does this mean? Why has it become the official national phrase of Maudlin Americans™?
Seriously, I can’t figure out this Robert Pattinson thing. Ya’ll think he’s good looking? Really? Wow.
You see this yellow pill? You know what it’s for? To remind me to take this BLUE pill.
Oh my dear god. Please do not look at the photos in this article.
