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Style Invitational: What’s in a slogan?

The results of the latest Style Invitational, where entrants were asked to write a sign or slogan for a business:

Reddi-Wip: From Our Can to Yours (Jean Sorensen, Herndon)

Sperm bank: Procreation Without Representation (Joseph Romm, Washington)

Cicada Exterminators Inc.: 16-Year Guarantee! (Bill Clark, Kensington)

Department of Motor Vehicles: We’re Not Happy Till You’re Not Happy! (Lynn Dawson, Centreville)

Keebler: For Every Carb You Cut, an Elf Loses His Job (Eric Murphy, Chicago)

Cover Girl Cosmetics: Because You’re Not as Pretty as You Think (Jean Sorensen)

Humane Society benefit: Race for the Cur (Peter Metrinko)

Urology clinic: Winning the Admiration of Our Peers (Brendan Beary, Great Mills)

Sperm bank: The Future Is in Your Hands (Dave Prevar)

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