The results of the latest Style Invitational, where entrants were asked to write a sign or slogan for a business:
Reddi-Wip: From Our Can to Yours (Jean Sorensen, Herndon)
Sperm bank: Procreation Without Representation (Joseph Romm, Washington)
Cicada Exterminators Inc.: 16-Year Guarantee! (Bill Clark, Kensington)
Department of Motor Vehicles: We’re Not Happy Till You’re Not Happy! (Lynn Dawson, Centreville)
Keebler: For Every Carb You Cut, an Elf Loses His Job (Eric Murphy, Chicago)
Cover Girl Cosmetics: Because You’re Not as Pretty as You Think (Jean Sorensen)
Humane Society benefit: Race for the Cur (Peter Metrinko)
Urology clinic: Winning the Admiration of Our Peers (Brendan Beary, Great Mills)
Sperm bank: The Future Is in Your Hands (Dave Prevar)
