Hercules!

This one is both interminably annoying and yet useful. It’s a whopping fifteen minutes of looping, spangly stock music for the background of public television pledge breaks. Used for years on end by Maryland  [more...]

It’s Now, It’s Here…
We’re the Station of the Year!
WAKY!

Although I was serving as the interim publicist at WETA — the public broadcaster in Washington, DC — when this ditty debuted, I disavow any knowledge of it and take no responsibility whatsoever.