Bite my shiny, metal…

From today’s Style Invitational, where entrants were asked to rewrite banal instructions in the style of a famous writer: O proud left foot, that ventures quick within Then soon upon a backward journey lithe  [more...]

Again, I can’t help myself — they said it so much better than I could, so in defiance of copyright law, here’s the Onion’s take:

Look ma, there’s a camera in my cell phone! OK. I’m a gadget freak. But I tend to like really GOOD gadgets, and cell phone cameras don’t fit that profile – they’re too small and grainy. But  [more...]