Ryan Boudinot over at McSweeny’s gives us this list:
Free Zingers for George W. Bush to Use During His Debates with John Kerry.
My vice president has withstood four heart attacks. What’s Senator Edwards ever withstanded?
John and John, sittin’ in a tree,
G-A-Y-M-A-R-R-I-A-G-E.
I may have started a war on false pretenses, but at least I never changed my mind about something.
The last time I saw Senator Kerry that slippery, we were Crisco-wrestling in the basement of Skull and Bones.
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