Just As I Thought

All in a shallow ditch of water

From Lisa deMoraes comes what I am insisting should the official designations of the various “characters” in the Olympic opening ceremony:

Glowing Pregnant Chick, Pythagorean Man, that ancient fertility goddess who got away with twice as much as Janet Jackson, that new song from Bjork, the Big Giant Exploding Head, and the parade of nations.

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