Why did I move to San Jose?

Report from Week 497, in which you were asked to supply questions to “Jeopardy!”-type answers. Good answer too popular to reward with a prize: Answer: Definitely not Michael Jackson. Question: Who will  [more...]

From Lost Remote: President Bush is wearing a hypno-tie again, this time at the UN. For those of you not familiar, Bush has picked ties in the past that vibrate on television because the tiny tie patterns conflict with  [more...]

It’s funny — I just realized that this wacky bit of internet flotsam, the “If Microsoft Made Cars” gag — almost came true. The last joke in that document says “You’d have to  [more...]