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Lyrics From Pavement’s Slanted and Enchanted That Sound Like They Belonged in President Bush’s Convention Acceptance Speech.

BY C. MASON WELLS

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“Come join us in a prayer.”

“What does it mean, a mistake or two, if it’s the kind of mistakes no one can trace?”

“I’ve got one holy life to give.”

“I am not one-half of the problem and it’s not my fault.”

[via McSweeney’s]

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