And there are probably some of you out there who have an inkling of what a constant joy my luck is. Today is no exception. I can only surmise that the real reason for our breakup is something to do with the cosmic screwup that is my karma.
Why? ‘Cos at this moment, a rather pricey Christmas gift for B. is winging it’s way here. It’s laser-engraved and non-returnable.
Yup. That’s how my luck works.
When I find the bastard that is responsible for this universe, we’re gonna have just a few sharp words.
Urgh. So sorry to read about the break-up. Here’s some “pearls of wisdom” from my aunt … maybe they will help:
1. Better a horrible ending than a never-ending horror.
2. Men are like trolley cars. There’s always another once coming around the corner.
Now, get out there and buy yourself some new shoes!