Well, I am in good company — the breaking news over at The Advocate is that Ellen has broken up with her girlfriend Alexandra Hedison.
Although sources said the couple had been living apart since last month, the final decision to separate was made only Wednesday. DeGeneres and Hedison began dating in 2001, and according to The New York Times, began living together in 2003.
Sorry, Ellen. I still have a half bottle of cheap wine here if you wanna join me.