Facts about my neighborhood, #4

I could be way off base here, but I swear, the voice of the Austin airport security announcements sounds exactly like Laura Bush.

After the last credit flashed on the screen, the station announcer said, “You’ve been watching ‘A Very Brady Christmas!'”… and a little voice somewhere inside my head added, “you  [more...]

Congratulations on your purchase of Gene Cowan. Please take a moment to read the documentation carefully to ensure satisfaction. You should be aware of the following limitations: Gene cannot cook fried eggs properly  [more...]