How to say nothing

I imagine George H.W. Bush, laying in bed and turning to his wife to say, “Bar… I think we voted for the wrong guy.”

Aides Say Speech Will Be ‘Forward-Looking’ Well, he certainly doesn’t have anything worth looking back on, does he? What will I be watching at 10pm when the Great and Illustrious Divine Leader speaks  [more...]

We are just not a nice country anymore. I mean, we have state-sponsored torture. We invade other countries because we’re worried they might be a threat. We treat minorities of one sort or another like second class  [more...]