I found this one on Fark, and laughed and laughed.
A pious, religious couple of Baptists accidentally bought a porno film that they thought was a Doris Day movie.
When they twigged that it was a shocking, immoral, lewd film sent by Satan himself, did they immediately turn it off and pray? Of course not.
Mr Leigh-Browne explained: “We are big fans of Doris Day and were looking forward to the film, but we knew something was amiss when a warning flashed up on the screen advising under 18s not to carry on watching.
“Then some topless young women appeared and started talking in Italian – we were horrified, it’s not what you expect from a Doris Day film.
“It was a pretty raunchy, explicit film, it certainly pulled no punches. My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn’t believe what we were seeing.
“The film became progressively more graphic, there was no plot to it, it was just sex.”
Oh, wait — it gets better.
A spokeswoman for Morrisons, who now run Safeway, said they would be willing to investigate the incident.
She said: “Regrettably the customers involved would neither leave their contact details nor return the DVD to their nearest store or head office after being urged to do so on several occasions.
“We are anxious to undertake a thorough investigation into this isolated incident, however until we receive the product and proof of purchase this cannot take place.”
But the Leigh-Brownes, who are still to pick up a copy of the original Pajama Game, are anxious that the porn film could have fallen into the wrong hands.
They’ve really taken a bullet for the rest of humanity, haven’t they?
That kind of reminds me of ‘The Simpsons’ episode where Skinner walked into the Brothel and later stated that he only walked in there so he could find directions on how to get out.
They’ll return it…
Just as soon as they figure out how to copy it first.