Slowly but surely — very slowly — I’m dismantling my life, throwing away everything, and finding amusements hidden in the dust. Here’s a headline that I had clipped and taped to one of the shelves in my office, oh, more than 10 years ago I think.

Slowly but surely — very slowly — I’m dismantling my life, throwing away everything, and finding amusements hidden in the dust. Here’s a headline that I had clipped and taped to one of the shelves in my office, oh, more than 10 years ago I think.

So let me get this straight: there are five “candidates,” each had a golden ticket for Oceanic Airlines, each are being confronted with their own failings, and only one will finally emerge as the one who [more...]
My animals sleep like this all the time. Like they were overwhelmed by some kind of industrial solvent.
Some winners in today’s Washington Post Style Invitational, where entrants were asked to write lines from a very, very bad sex scene in a novel. Third Runner-Up: Matt and Veronica melted into a jumble of hands [more...]