Today I went to the picture framing store, the cleaners, the post office, Target, and the Rosicrucian Egyptain museum.
And not until just now did I realize that my fly was down the whole time.
Today I went to the picture framing store, the cleaners, the post office, Target, and the Rosicrucian Egyptain museum.
And not until just now did I realize that my fly was down the whole time.
is taking drastic steps to make me happier. Like losing income, but not having to work nights. Like tonight! Yay! Woo hoo!
A Brit, a Jew, and a Polish guy all walk into the bar and say, “Holy crap, Romney is a douche.” (via @BorowitzReport)
I was JUST thinking that I miss earthquakes when I am out of town…