I love it when someone has a sense of humor. Seen today on the always pornographic Craigs List “Men Seeking Men” section:
Looking for large load
I’m waiting for you to get me all reved up and spinning for you. I want you to make me froth and vibrate, and when the time comes, I want you to deposit your huge, dirty load inside me. Willing to take anything from cold to hot, but you’ll have to come to me. Maybe we can make it a three way with my partner. He’s mostly just into “fluffing,” but he’ll get you really hot!. Feed me.
That just made my day.