I kind of told myself that I would start eating better — get up and have breakfast, eat less junk and fat.
But I have to tell you about a very important lesson I just learned: soy-based vegetarian hot dogs are disgusting.
I kind of told myself that I would start eating better — get up and have breakfast, eat less junk and fat.
But I have to tell you about a very important lesson I just learned: soy-based vegetarian hot dogs are disgusting.
Nothing says “you’re getting old & will live in a refrigerator box with no one to take care of you” like your Social Security statement.
Dear selfish asses, This morning, I took an extra 90 seconds to clear all the snow from the roof, hood, and trunk of my car so that you would not end up with my snow all over your windshield. Would it have been too much [more...]